Oh Holy My Bleeding Ears

The world's worst rendition of "Oh Holy Night." Your dog might sing along if you're lucky.

For the first minute or so, I kept comparing it to different, painfully but hilariously bad things: A stereotypical 80's movie rendition of a drunken sarariman doing Boy George karaoke. No, wait! Cameron Diaz's deliberately awful karaoke scene in "My Best Friend's Wedding." (sensing a theme, here?) No, wait! Some random Monty Python sketch where Eric Idle pretends to be an old woman singing after she's been in her cups too long.

But after a while it just got too bad for comparisons anymore. I keep shuddering, just thinking about it. Wah, I want my 2 minutes back!

Link credit goes to the fabulous Diane Duane over at Out of Ambit.