And now Mrs. Kennedy to the rescue.

I can do this forever! Just copy and paste things that other clever people say or write! I'll never have to be creative again!*

Over on Fussy, Mrs. Kennedy describes a dog thusly: "And when she sleeps it sounds like two drunken lumberjacks are cutting through a rotten redwood with a rusty crosscut saw."










*Actually, I just wanted to post this because it's been a shitty day and it's one of the only things that made me laugh.