In lieu of a proper post

The latest in a long line of favorite names in the "From:" line in my Spam box:

Conglomerating M. Vamoose
Windbags M. Restricting
Mangling H. Pursuance
Patriarchy H. Monkeying
Fairylands V. Disbarment
Backslider R. Pointier
Optimists V. Vale
Pentameters F. Adults
Ticced L. Palatable

And my current all-time fave....
Buttock H. Bluejackets